Characters

The Spokesman (Supervisor)
Gr'ozzle Bu'jub (pronounced Groz-ul Boo-jub) more commonly known as The Spokesman is The Company's official Spokesman and is ostensibly one of the primary supervisors of Company activity and direction.

The Spokesman is frequently heard as the voice of The Company, providing live or recorded dialog from various Company equipment, such as the Health Station. He was also the first alien to make contact with The Company's original founder, Murgen H. Mellford. Given his prominent status within The Company, The Spokesman owns his own Capital Ship, "The Speaker," where his primary office resides.

Steve Pofflenits (Intelligence Officer)
Steve is a character that The Spokesman refers to frequently for guidance, assistance, or as a living punching bag.

The first time Steve is seen in person is at the end of the second campaign, the Core Labs, in which he brings the players back into The Speaker. Steve also seems to be the lead pilot/captain for the Spokesman's personal capital ship, as seen when we meet Steve in person in the Speaker, in which the Spokesman tells Steve to eject and jump away from the rest of the speaker. It is also implied that Steve is a decent fighter, implied by his smoking pistol and the dead crumerians surrounding him. Steve is also mentioned to be Gr'ozzle's top intelligence person, as mentioned multiple times in the campaign. Steve also has a spray from himself, which can be earned from Completing "Bone World".

Charlie Jenkins (Lead Special Operations Assistant)
Jenkins

The Spokesman - 'That's why you're the best. Or... Well, you're up there.'

Current CEO of The Company - Jub'borith
Jub'borith is the current CEO of The Company and is seen in the final mission of the Crumerian Saga. Jub'borith is seen as a large tentacled, many eyed space beast and has a rustic brown brown shell and skin and seems to be larger than all of the planets in the Unfortunate Spacemen universe combined. Jub'borith is also implied to be complacent and part of the reasons as to why the Shapeshifters manage to get into the Spacemen facilities as implied by the map (Experiment)'s description that the hypercubes are just there to please Jub'borith, suggesting that Jub'borith enjoys watching the Spacemen fight Shapeshifters. Jub can also be interpreted to be a Crumerian as Jub has a similar design to the Crumerian Defensive Hive's internals, except on a way larger scale and could be implied to be a evolved Crumerian as Jub shows sentience, unlike the Crumerian drones and other Crumerians that the Spacemen fight, or Jub could be a J-Spawn, similarly to the Spokesman as they both share a similar colour pallet. As of right now, Jub'borith's species is unknown.

The Original CEO of The Company - Murgen H. Mellford
Murgen is described as The Company's founding and original CEO before alien species integrated with The Company. Murgen is responsible for making contact with several alien species, including the J-Spawn, as mentioned in his plaque and is from the human species. Murgen wore a Death Proof Suit and a Cyclops Helmet with the standard visor, which is seen in several paintings and statues of Murgen aboard The Speaker or within The Company's facilities (Core Labs). Due to Murgen's helmet only having one small eyehole, the J-Spawn, the first alien species Murgen made contact with, originally believed that humans only had one eyeball which lead to 'trust and an everlasting friendship.' Murgen is also implied to be deceased by the ending of his plaque 'May he forever explore the stars."

Secondary Characters
This portion of the characters section lists characters that have been mentioned or seen throughout the Unfortunate Spaceman Universe.

Leading Special Operations Member - Apone
Apone is a part of the Clean Up Crew that you have to kill at the end of the monster tutorial. Apone is seen using a shotgun and wears a beholder helmet, Spaceman suit and has the Lost Purple visor.

Leading Special Operations Member - Hudson
Hudson is a part of the Clean Up Crew that you have to kill at the end of the monster tutorial. Hudson is seen using a flamethrower and wears a beholder helmet, Spaceman suit and has the Lost Orange visor, like Jenkins.

Leading Special Operations Member - Vasquez
Vasquez is a part of the Clean Up Crew that you have to kill at the end of the monster tutorial. Vasquez is seen using a standard pistol and wears a beholder helmet, Spaceman suit and has the Lost Purple visor.

Oversight Commissioner - Risnull Goff'ik


Risnull Goff'ik can be seen in a portrait in the Oversight Commisioner's office on the Speaker.

Outer Rim Financial Officer - Gestro T. Bargens
Gestro T. Bargens is The Company's Outer Rim Financial Officer. His office is found aboard The Speaker, which contains a portrait of himself. According to a sign outside of his (presumably stinky) office, it is recommended to wear respirators when meeting him as he is described as a Olfactoric species.

Defense Coordinator - Rokomchin Nitnit
Rokomchin Nitnit is The Company's Defense Coordinator. His office is found aboard The Speaker, which contains a portrait of him standing next to The Spokesman. Judging by the portrait, he is comparatively short in stature.

Survivor - Yellow
Yellow is a Spaceman Survivor that can be seen or heard on all Shapeshifter Gamemode maps, despite not having any official information about Yellow, Yellow can always be found on hard or impossible places to reach and is commonly found in a barricaded area, suggesting that Yellow is a survivor of the original crew of the facilities in the Shapeshifter Gamemodes. Yellow is also speculated to be a cultist, as on the map Hyper Train, Yellow can be found in the bunks car, in a barricaded room, surrounded by milk and a fridge full of milk. Yellow is always found asleep and snores loudly. Yellow is significant enough to share an achievement with Jenkins, the achievement being "I'm The Real Yellow!", with the achievement award being a spray of Jenkin's head under the beholder helmet.

Tertiary Characters
Characters that have only been mentioned and have no actual appearance.

Intern - Terry
Is mentioned in the Spaceman Tutorial and in The Speaker mission.

??? - Tim
Is mentioned in the Monster/Shapeshifter Tutorial.

Resource Allocation Officer - Krubber Chot
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Head of Security - KILLBOT R-28192538
Ostensibly the Head of Security aboard The Company capitol ship The Speaker. Appears to be out to lunch during the Crumerian incursion aboard the vessel.

Semi-Stable Hyperhole Coordinator - Z. Zorp O'durzix
Owns an office aboard the Speaker which has no carbon.

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Lightning Chief - SPL. Thorpe
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Space Madness Therapy - Mad. Dr. Moran
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

G'Gurkix Interpreter for Spokesman - O. Hansen
Owns an office aboard the Speaker and the Shipment and Processing Facility J-34.

Critical Systems Testing - SPL. Gurney
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Lead Schematics Analyst - Zag
Owns an office aboard the Speaker that is accessible from one side and has a desk and a computer, and gear/items spawn on the desk.

Crew Hair Specialist - CPL. C. Martin
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Janitorial Dept. - P. Gilbert / S. Germain
Owns an office aboard the Speaker (They share an office).

Primary Mortician - Dr. H. Wilkin
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Interdimensional Rift Specialist - Limon Zawarance:
Owns an office aboard the Speaker that has a sign saying 'All Personnel, Please show sensitivity towards the individual(s) following the "rift accident" regardless of whether or not fusion has yet occurred within your timeline or theirs.'

Human Resources - T. Anderson
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Asst. Human Resources - S. Meyer
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Alien Outreach Offical - C. Pounds
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Undertaker - Dr. A. Vain
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Morale Officer - D. Oshry
Owns an office aboard the Speaker and the Shipment and Processing Facility J-34. This is likely a reference to Dave Oshry, CEO of New Blood Interactive.

Cybersecurity Operations - B. Moir
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Facility Coordinator - K. Colvin
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Payroll - Y. Marchak
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Publicity Officer - R. J. Cook
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Veterinarian / Human Doctor - Dr. J. Pina
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

Cult Containment Specialist - D. Szymanski Ph.D
Owns an office aboard the Speaker. This is likely a reference to David Szymanski, creator of DUSK.

Sound Systems Specialist - A. Hulshult
Owns an office aboard the Speaker.

D. Petersen
Owns an office in the Shipment and Processing Facility J-34.

P. Hamblin
Owns an office in the Shipment and Processing Facility J-34.

C. Moran
Owns an office in the Shipment and Processing Facility J-34.